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scottlava:

“I’d be pretty bummed if I don’t get at least a bite of the Milky Way.”

scottlava:

I’d be pretty bummed if I don’t get at least a bite of the Milky Way.”

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scottlava:

“If that plane leaves the ground and you’re not with him, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.”

scottlava:

If that plane leaves the ground and you’re not with him, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.”

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2 days ago
scottlava:

“Cease fire! Cease fire!”

scottlava:

Cease fire! Cease fire!”

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2 days ago

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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(via pizza)

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1 week ago

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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(via pizza)

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2 weeks ago

brushitofff:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

(Source: ejacutastic, via fake-mermaid)

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2 weeks ago

sam-the-sasquatch:

waiting for a reply for ages then finding out it was your turn to reply all along

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(via shouldnt)

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2 weeks ago

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via shouldnt)

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2 weeks ago

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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2 weeks ago
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