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chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

(via pizza)

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1 month ago

vampireswillbutthurtyou:

don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song

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1 month ago

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via pizza)

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1 month ago
poopflow:

okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

poopflow:

okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

(Source: three-hunna, via fake-mermaid)

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1 month ago

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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(Source: funayurei, via pizza)

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1 month ago

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

(via fake-mermaid)

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1 month ago
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