I'm Alonzo and I'm really tall and kinda sexy

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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6 days ago

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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1 week ago

brushitofff:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

(Source: ejacutastic, via fake-mermaid)

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1 week ago

sam-the-sasquatch:

waiting for a reply for ages then finding out it was your turn to reply all along

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1 week ago

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via shouldnt)

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2 weeks ago

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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2 weeks ago
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